the secret

this is what comes out when one is forced to give an output,and not the kind that comes out naturally and biologically in the morning. theres this new book out called the secret and apparently me being in the habit of judging books by their movies, saw the movie. from what i grasped, there was something about attraction and visualising stuff. i have to say i am pretty good at visualising stuff, having spent my formative teenage years and in a boys hostel, so that wasnt the problem.(ha!). the problem came when i was satisfied, tired and sort of perspiring after what i had just visualised. hence , the lack of action. i believe 'the murphy's laws', the arch nemisis of the 'the SECRET' kicks it in the crotch and stands for a while, enacting a primal cry from the bruce lee movie, 'enter the dragon' (dont blame me for your abysmal taste in movies).

leaving that aside,i have to mention this to all the people who will never read this. these two people i recently met.see, i like to say my height is at par with the national aggregate of heights or something, but among these two, i cud be the adopted son of the pygmy part of africa of this gay couple. i mean, we were walking along, and i strategically placed myself in the midst, thinking atleast then i wouldnt be ignored, if not on purpose, but just physically. i kid you not, even standing in their midst, i repeated my punchlines thrice for it to be heard by them, and by that time losing their sting, delivery,quickness and most of all, the PUNCH, now coming down to  a tap (yes, i watch YO MAMA) .

and inspired by the secret,i had sworn that i would do something worthy by 3 30, so now its 3 20. what can be done in 10 minutes?? this is what came out in 20, so do i have any reason to be optimistic?

heres an awesome rap for you- ('the secret' staaylee)

look at me universe.

what do you see?? 

apart from all the five feet six plus 2 or three of me?