oye

lucky oye is good.pretty good. very unique movie. and people who cant notice anything except the lead's dialogues,go watch dostana or something.

the secret

this is what comes out when one is forced to give an output,and not the kind that comes out naturally and biologically in the morning. theres this new book out called the secret and apparently me being in the habit of judging books by their movies, saw the movie. from what i grasped, there was something about attraction and visualising stuff. i have to say i am pretty good at visualising stuff, having spent my formative teenage years and in a boys hostel, so that wasnt the problem.(ha!). the problem came when i was satisfied, tired and sort of perspiring after what i had just visualised. hence , the lack of action. i believe 'the murphy's laws', the arch nemisis of the 'the SECRET' kicks it in the crotch and stands for a while, enacting a primal cry from the bruce lee movie, 'enter the dragon' (dont blame me for your abysmal taste in movies).

leaving that aside,i have to mention this to all the people who will never read this. these two people i recently met.see, i like to say my height is at par with the national aggregate of heights or something, but among these two, i cud be the adopted son of the pygmy part of africa of this gay couple. i mean, we were walking along, and i strategically placed myself in the midst, thinking atleast then i wouldnt be ignored, if not on purpose, but just physically. i kid you not, even standing in their midst, i repeated my punchlines thrice for it to be heard by them, and by that time losing their sting, delivery,quickness and most of all, the PUNCH, now coming down to  a tap (yes, i watch YO MAMA) .

and inspired by the secret,i had sworn that i would do something worthy by 3 30, so now its 3 20. what can be done in 10 minutes?? this is what came out in 20, so do i have any reason to be optimistic?

heres an awesome rap for you- ('the secret' staaylee)

look at me universe.

what do you see?? 

apart from all the five feet six plus 2 or three of me? 

WHO?? DOGG!!! $#@$#@%!!

'all that is fine, but hows your dog?. or for that matter anyone residing in your residence, past or present?'. well, they are in pink of health, thankyou for asking. i wouldnt go so far to say that they enquire quite frequently about you because quite frankly they dont.

but yes, thankyou for asking.
since the dawn of time man has been asking questions which have no satisfactory, logical or definite answer. 'whats up?!' is one of most unfavorite phrases, if that is a word. 'JUST CHILLIN' quite plays on the same nerve. the word itself (CHILLIN) sends shivers down my spine and makes my teeth clatter, much like when one runs their nails over a blackboard. but let me be honest, i always make a point to ask these questions and always have a moment to enjoy when people sometimes stall, contemplating to tell the person what he or she was actually doin or play it cool and give some lame answer, i always do!

theres one more question tickling my rapidly shrinking cerebrum, "What is wrong with Jug Suraiya?".

i must , simply must get back to my CHILLIN.......piss............





p.s- these posts may bear absolute resemblance to person dead, living or very much on the edge.i consider that you are reading this post knowing me, and hence taking no offence.

three wishes

it is sometimes happens that one gets lost while listening to a song, the words in the bacground, vague, remotely familiar, and the music, like white noise, unexpectedly having a passive effect, soothing you down unknowingly, while your thoughts are themselves abstract ,but funnily enough, theres this all knowing smile on your face as if you have disovered the meaning to not only your own life, but to the many others you know and care about. its as if the monk sold his ferrari , but kept the keys, laughing to himself all the way to the bank.

there are many cliches describing the feeling one gets while looking at sunsets, sunrises, the mountains, breathtaking views, etcetra, etcetra, etcetra. as i said, they are cliches. il tell you about some personal favourite. topping the list is the right song, on the right road, with the cd in the right music system, irrespective of the mood. i think that about completes my list. i know too many rights bring you to the same place, right? but history having a nack of repeating itself, i believe im fine with that.

try driving while listening to a good, song. you wouldnt want the destination to arrive, or in my case, take a u-turn and go back the same way. but this only happens when you are in your own company.

i know, i need to lighten up. but theres is a fine line between what you want and what you need, with the 'wants' frequently trespassing the 'needs' territory, with substantial backing, either logical or whimsical...

californication beckons.......